HA! A week later I received this thing in the mail and it was a piece of thrash! OMG. I buy a lot of stuff online (don't get me started of the crap selection that is available in the stores here) and I have never come across something like this! I went to the site and messaged the seller that this is unacceptable and I want to return it and get my money back.
I got a reply the same evening: I had obviously misunderstood the condition and how dare I describe it as damaged. They had good feedback so it was a fair sale. Um no. I replied again that I was not satisfied and wanted to return it. No reply. So I mailed customer service and opened a claim.
On the day there was supposed to be a resolution for the claim I got another message from the seller with their address. And not a single word else. I deduced that I was to send back the POS, which I have done. But not before making some photos of the damage in all it's gory glory and I wanted to share this with the world.
I'm tracking the package and expect to have to talk to Amazon's customer service again in a little while. Because I do not believe the seller is of good faith at all. They're trying to rip me off and it's not happening. Grrr ;p