Ed: Dude, do I look like the postman to you?
Bri: Oh? One of those is for you!
Ed: This is what I call a package.
Ed: This had better be good.
Ed: If this is some kind of joke I'll kill you in your sleep.
Ed: No. This can't be true.... Can it?
Ed: I am, as always, topping.
Ed: I so glad to see you, you've no idea how bored I've been!
Roy: Yes, I'm happy to see you too but please stop humping my leg.
And the obilgatory extras:
Roy and Ed: *snogggg*
Roy: This chick feels... amazing!
Bri: This was what I dreamt of ever since Roy was announced ;-;
Copyright for cracktheatre: sky_dark
Extremely bad pictures because of excitement: brinylon
A house full of package material: Ed.